dyoktaym

jokes make us laugh or smile even if they are the corniest ones in the world... so here are some that made me giggle tonight (oo na! corny na ako! pero get? ang cute e! hehe) remeber those kiddie days? "esmyuskee esmyuskee... 4:30 na! ang TV na! nye!" o! magdedeny pa yan.. kunwari di nya alam yun! pero nanunuod naman sha dati nun! hehehe

dyok #1:
MR: di ko na kaya problema ko!
MRS: hon, problema natin... dalawa tayong magkasama sa buhay kaya lahat ng problema mo, problema ko... ano bang problema natin?
MR: nabuntis NATIN si Inday. TAYO ang ama.
--> sabi ko nga.. pag problema mo, problema mo lang! argh!

dyok #2:
nalubog ang barko, patay lahat ng tao sa trahedya at isang kuba lang ang naligtas
KUBA: halika pating, kainin mo na ako please. wala ng silbi ang buhay ko!
PATING: wag mo akong linlangin!!! TURTLE ka!
--> ay... nagalit pa tuloy si pating! hinayblood kay kuba! kawawang kuba! napagkamalang turtle!

dyok #3:
TATAY: nakakahiya!!!!!
ANAK: bakit po?
TATAY: kasi sabi dun sa invitation, "black tie only". pagdating ko dun, may suot din pala silang polo at pantalon. Nakakahiya!!!!!
--> ay.. si tatay.. mashadong masunurin!

dyok #4:
TEACHER: ok class, our lesson for today is science. what is science?
PEDRO: ako maam! ako maam!!
TEACHER: ok sige pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
--> hmmm... sabi ko din e! nakikinig ka nga!

dyok #5:
may isang kanong naglalakad. nakita ni Juan na bukas and bag ng kano.
JUAN: pedro, sabihin mo dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nya.
PEDRO: hey joe! your bag is tomorrow!
--> ay... kagaling.. literal daw ba?

i don't wanna be...

You know how i feel right now? Don't internalize the song literally, but get the gist of it! you'll get what im trying to say! :)

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I Don't Wanna Be by Gavin DeGraw

I don't need to be anything other than a prison guard's son
I don't need to be anything other than a specialist's son
I don't have to be anyone other than a birth of two souls in one
Part of where I'm going is knowing where I'm coming from

I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me

I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by imposters everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by an identity crisis everywhere I turn
Am I the only one to notice? I can't be the only one who's learned

I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me

Can I have everyone's attention please
if you're not like this and that
You're gonna have to leave
I came from the mountain, the crust of creation
My whole situation made from clay, dust, stone
And now I'm telling everybody

I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta to do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me

I DONT WANT TO BE...HEYYYY
I DONT WANT TO BE...NOOOO
I DONT WANT TO BE....I DONT WANT TO BE ANYTHING
ANYTHING OTHER THAN..MMMEEE YEA YEA YEA
I DONT WANT TO BE.... HEYY YEAA YEAA YEAA
I DONT WANT TO BE.... HEYY YEAA YEAA YEAA
I DONT WANT TO BE.... HEYY YEAA YEAA YEAA
I DONT WANT TO BE.... HEYY YEAA YEAA YEAA
I DONT WANT TO BE.... HEYY YEAA YEAA YEAA